Nature Boy Tabs

I pull the blinds,
then I take my clothes off.
Dance around the house like nature boy.
My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be.
But you don't see me.
No one can see me.

I pull my blinds.
Fill out my income tax form.
Pen in hand I write so legibly.
I have my kitty. His name is Allowishus. I stroke him.
But you don't see me.
No one should see me.

I pull the blinds
for the sun glares off my tele and I find it quite so irritating.
I have my videos - loads of Ren & Stimpy,
Bottom - a bit of pornography.
But you don't see me.
No one should see me.