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Sally had tourette's, isn't that sad?

Sally had tourette's really really really bad

And sometimes she said "PANCAKES!"

Sally went fishing out on the lake

Poor Sally caught a beaver by mistake

And sometimes she said "VAGINA!"

Sally O'Malley

Poor Sally

Sally had tourette's, a terrible disease

Sally got bitten by a pekinese

And sometimes she said "CUMQUAT!"

Sally was Irish, isn't that fun?

Sally got burned like a lobster in the sun

And sometimes she said "PIMENTO LOAF!"

Sally O'Malley

Poor Sally

Sally was cursed with terrible luck

Her daddy got crushed by a pickup truck

And sometimes she said "WENUS!"

Sally was drinking a Coca Cola

Unfortunately she got ebola

And sometimes she said "STOP TOUCHING MY DAMN WINDOW!"

Sally O'Malley

Poor Sally

*DISCLAIMER* THE WORD/WORDS SAID AFTER THE LINE "AND SOMETIMES SHE SAID" OFTEN AND USUALLY CHANGES EACH TIME IT IS PERFORMED.