Give Satan a Hug टैब्स

I picked up the telephone and called the information, I said wanted that number for the local church of Satan, I wrote down the number on a scrap of paper and then I called him on the phone, (then I called him on the phone)

He answered in his deep dark voice and said that he was crying, I asked why are you sad, cuz everyone is lying, saying he's the reason so many people are dying, he feels like he is all alone.

I know it's hard to forget about, what the old folks always scream and shout, they say that Satan's a really bad guy (but it's not true).

Give Satan a Hug and tell him that you love him.
Give Satan a hug and sell your soul to him.
Cuz it's hard to be the king of the under world, and it's hard to be the guy with the pointy tail.

I was walking down the street and a lady came up to me and said Jesus Christ is coming back, he's gonna raise up from the dead, I better get ready cuz if I don't I'll be seeing red and then I'm gonna burn in hell.

Satan told me that that's not the case he's gonna kick his ass, then he's gonna give everyone in the world a bag of grass after that it will be like when T Rex says, life's a gas, everything will be real swell. (everything will be real swell)

Satan's a man he's just a normal guy, Satan's a man you shouldn't make him cry.

Bridge: Satan, I know your down there, and I've been thinking about you a lot.
Me and all the guys in Size 14 were gonna give you a great big hug!